brandon vaughn: LA Comedian Tumblrs 2 →
brandonvaughn: A few months back I posted a list of LA comedian Tumblr’s that I dig. Here’s a few more to toss on that list. Some I know, some I don’t know, but all are very funny and will keep your laptop keys brined from laugh tears. Andrew DeWitt - We went to high school together and hadn’t seen each… Brandon, you’d better believe that won’t be the last time we almost...
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The Comedy Bureau: Morning Debriefing 11/28/10 →
thecomedybureau: 1) Space Boners @ Silverlake Lounge was a great old-fashioned time, though in the freshest-hippest way possible. In what can be arguably the “hipster” epicenter of LA in Silverlake, the woman behind Space Boners and quite funny comedienne Barbara Gray manages to make an… Life isn’t a musical: the musical— opening now in bar shows everywhere.
Snarky jokes aside, thanks, you guys. A year ago today, I was having the time of my life in Vietnam, but the first few months back home were some of the hardest I’ve ever lived through. To all my new friends, and the ones who stuck with me… Thank you.
niceguysbookclub: Episode 132 - BAN FOUR LOKO ...
dandringle: Just left my son, David, a...
joberholtzer asked: We can and should get along. I put your post up because it was the funniest and I caught your irony. There were a bunch of legitimately confused people (some even angry) in the message bag, so I had to respond to something. I'm glad you called me out on the non sequiturs, I actually went back and forth between calling them non sequitur or ironic, and went with the later, wondered if I could...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT (You got that right, sister.)
(This entire… Tumblr battle?… is based on a question she asked the amazing blog I love charts to which I playfully responded.) Sweetheart, If a negative comment about John Mayer can ruin your day, then you’ve got a lot more to worry about than the negative comment about John Mayer. Love, John Mayer elisblog: I cannot believe the shit that just happened regarding a...
elisblog asked: Okay, from the girl who cannot wait until JM returns, my question and response was meant to be funny. Not that I need to explain myself, but damn...... oh, and by the way, my husband has facial hair, and I LOVE IT!
me: some truly good comedians are regarded as highly as philosophers, because that's what they are. I want that. Poking and prodding and being a catalyst to self-realization. A person who shows you not only where the door is, how to turn the handle, but also why you want to enter.
me: and the beautiful thing about that, or at least my understanding of it, is that to be able to connect with so many humans means that you need to feel what they are feeling. That includes the pain and anger and frustration of just being a dot. When I step back from it all, I see how lucky I am to be able to do that, but in the moment I am just consumed by the pain of it.
Barbara: you are such an artist you dick. I mean that in a good way
me: it's no way to live. it's the only way I fucking know how to.
Barbara: on the contrary, I'm pretty sure it's exactly how to live
that is how artists live. I know you don't like calling yourself that
me: I was just typing that out
Barbara: but comedy is art
me: SOME comedy is
Barbara: well yeah, some art isn't art right?
me: I BELIEVE ANNE GEDDES BEGS TO DIFFER
Best Headline Ever, ever: "Porpoises Rescue Dick... →
I hope I can one day fall asleep on a surfboard. I think that’s even more incredible than the “being saved by porpoises” part. (via Priscilla Page)
My friend Mike needs to make more of these ultra shorts. I haven’t told him that, yet, but I think this counts.
The Liberal Rag: Day one: 4:45PM(ish) →
liberalrag: Do the cosmos know that I’m already having a fuck of a day with this? Why does this Amazon cunt of a co-worker think that my needs need not be met today? This bull dyke is somehow married, and by far the dudeliest woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. It also doesn’t help that when I ask her to do… My good friend and frequent writing partner is keeping a log of his attempt to quit...
Harbinger of Doom or Precursor to a Kickass... →
This tiny little article is probably the most important thing we’ll ever live through. But because there’s no tits or redemption, it’s not that big of a deal. We did it. We created a mini big bang. Only time will tell if this leads to the Robotocaust. (…Time just told me it does, sheeyit.)
High Noon in the Garden of Good & Evil: 2010: The... →
jamesadomian: The Democrats deserved to lose big. After giving up touchdown after touchdown to the Republicans, they finally took possession of the football with Obama at quarterback and the cheers of the world behind them, and then squandered the opportunity with a third-down field goal attempt. The…
Nobody cares because nothing will ever change. Nothing will ever change because nobody cares.
40 Celebrities who are registered Republicans →
REALLY, KARL MALONE?