Rumor has it you're terrible at performing oral sex. What gives?
You know what gives? ME. I give and I give and I give, and this is what I get in return? Do I give too long sometimes? Maybe too hard? Maybe my beard scratches and/or tickles a bit? Fuck yourself. No, seriously. It’s hard for anyone to get you off when you’re on your high horse. (While we’re on the subject: I don’t want no more horses involved in our nighttime masquerades, it’s yucky.)
I just contributed 20 bucks to the only progressive senator with balls. That’s like 4 4lokos or 3 packs of smokes or 2 trips to a foodtruck. You can do it as well. Show the rest of America that we agree with this historic filibuster. Show America that progressives need to grow a fucking pair and challenge the bullshit. If you’re really broke, call Diane Feinstein (202) 224-3841 or Barbara Boxer (202) 224-3553 and demand they act like the only Senator who is throwing a wrench into this plan to keep the rich on top at the expense of the rest of us.
I tried to post this song a few days ago,(ed note: and then like 20 minutes ago, which is why I’ve now just posted a link to the page. I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG, YOU GUYS,) but it never worked— probably because of Julian Assange and Obamacare. Anyway, now that the rich have tax cuts, this song works.
I tried to post this song a few days ago, but it didn’t work— probably because of Julian Assange and Obamacare. Anyway, now that the rich have tax cuts, this song works. Earth Girl Helen Brown — I Wanna Do It
Oh, what’s up, My new Jam? Sonny Smith’s 100 records project is not only beautiful and a great idea (he comes up with 100 fake bands/song titles/album art AND writes/records the single). Here’s his imagining of “Earth Girl Helen Brown” singing “I Wanna Do It”