A Wisconsin state Rep., Nick Milroy (D), was TACKLED BY HIRED THUGS while trying to enter the capitol building. What the fuck? If you voted republican during this last election, if you donated to the Tea Party, or even worse, DID NOT vote, this is your fault. You fucking did this. Thanks. Your ambivalence might get you shitty head from a girl with bangs and daddy issues, but it’s killing our country.
As of this Monday, it will be illegal for anyone to smoke cigarettes “within 10 feet of outdoor dining areas including restaurant patios, cafes and food courts, and within 40 feet of food kiosks, food carts and mobile food trucks in the City of Los Angeles.” It’s already illegal to smoke in parks and beaches, so this new law basically makes it illegal to smoke anywhere outside where people hang out. If you’re keeping score, America, laws aren’t here to protect you from other dangerous people, no no, they’re here to protect you from yourself.
“Viewership of Al Jazeera is going up in the United States because it’s real news. You may not agree with it, but you feel like you’re getting real news around the clock instead of a million commercials and, you know, arguments between talking heads and the kind of stuff that we do on our news which, you know, is not particularly informative to us, let alone foreigners.”