my gchat with chum @Brettrader
me: This week wHOA. MY CAPS LOCK IS BACKWARDS
me: IS THIS IN ALL CAPS?
Brett: BUT ALL CAPS IS NRML
me: weird. my allcaps got reversed
Brett: KEEP IT
Brett: I HAD A CONVO WITH SOMEONE ABOUT HOW ALL CAPS IS ACCEPTABLE NOW
me: IT JUST CHANGED BACK!
Brett: this is all caps
me: THIS IS sparta
Brett: THIS is. (sparta)
me: THIS IS (KIA) Sporta
Brett: (this IS) sports. CENTER
me: (this) IS Spencerrrrrrr
Brett: hello mrs. cooper may i SPEAK to Spencer please?
me: this... IS... SPEEENNNCEERRR's gifts. There is no Spencer, ma'am. It is just the name of our store.
Brett: okay I guess I'll take two prints of The Scream, an Elvis wall clock and....what else what else.....a stress ball and thats it.
me: do you want a gift receipt or are these treasures for your home?
me: you're the treasure (BLUSHING!)
Brett: (in pokemon voice)
me: BLEWSH BLUWSH
Brett: Good morning. Welcome to the estate auction of the late Mr. John Belushi. The first item up for bid, lot #001, a Jigglypuff. A Jigglypuff.
me: (jiggly puff dances nervously)
Brett: The opening bid will be 5 Francs. 5 Francs anyone?
me: ...can it learn pain? I will purchase it if it can learn pain
Brett: If the events of the past week have been any indication, I think we've all learned pain.
me: place it in the TECHNO-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Brett: Jazz Bladesaw has been the reigning champ of the technodome for 186 weeks. he doesnt stand a CHANCE
me: Jazz Bladesaw has one weakness: the soothing song of a pained monster. Also, body image issues.
Brett: I've got body monster issues.
me: (BRETT'S KNEE SPROUTS DEMON WINGS AND ATTACKS THE CHILDREN)
Brett: my body is a monsterland
me: I'll lose my haaaands
Brett: U KANT EVEN PLA PIANO NEMORE
UR HANDS R MONSTERS
U KEEP PLAYIN THE HOKEY POKEY
me: THAT IS THE ONLY SONG THE BEAST WISHES TO EXPERIENCE
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
Brett: shhhh. shh. let it experience it. maybe it will leave us
me: Mama if that's moving up, then I'm... moving AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (is ripped limb from limb by own monster hands)
Brett: Yes yes. Thank you for recounting, in dramatic structure, the nature of Mr. Belushi's untimely death. Now can we move onto lot #002. Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi ladies and gentlemen
Brett: that was good.
me: i feel prettier
Brett: i feel...glamourous? that's not the word. i feel "gemstone"
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