March 2012
42 posts
February 2012
67 posts
GOIN 2 BONNAROO
In which @Brettrader and I are booking flights from Nashville to LA for early June, and I learn Southwest Airlines lets you personalize your flight.
me: also they let me name the trip
Brett: "DRUG TRIP"
me: i named it "baby's day out. bonnaroo hugfest 2012 USA USA 6969"
Brett: "KORAN SHIPMENT"
me: although koran shipment is way better
Brett: "EVRY1 ON DIS PLANE GONE GET RAPED"
"TRY AND STOP ME SOUTHWEST HAHAHAH"
me: "imma keel da pilot"
Brett: "IS THIS WHERE I PUT IN I WANT A KOSHER MEAL?"
me: "CHRIST IS GOD 9/11"
"BETHANY D. ANDERTON"
Brett: "I HOPE CHRISTINA RICCI IS ON THIS PLANE"
me: "CAN YOU PLEASE NOT SIT ME NEXT TO A COLORED?"
Brett: "MY GREATEST FEAR IS NOT BEING IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DEATH"
me: "THEY SHOULD MAKE THE WHOLE WEBSITE OUTTA THE BLACK BOX!"
Confirmed: A group of suspects were arrested and...
occupyallstreets:
Source
fuuuuuuck i’m getting all political again. but like, at least this time it’s not as idealistic.
Update: The emails supposedly reveals corruption...
but will our distracted country react with the outrage that they should? or OH MY GOD MY CAT JUST MADE FRIENDS WITH A SMALLER, CUTER CAT
Breaking
occupyallstreets:
Anonymous is collaborating with WikiLeaks to release 5 million emails by the ‘Shadow CIA’.
Anonymous will also make their ‘massive’ announcement in a few hours. Stay tuned.
ugh, i guess i’m that guy who’s all “this is more important than the oscars” but yeah this is.
WatchSince HAMCLOWN is in a proper theater now, Grant and I decided to pay homage to our favorite Broadway show: Cats!
Occupy All Streets: How to Remove Your Google... →
joshandrosky:
occupyallstreets:
On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future.
Until now, your Google Web History (your Google searches and sites visited) was cordoned off from Google’s…
Do not do anything else until you stop letting google sell your...
Occupy All Streets: How to Remove Your Google... →
occupyallstreets:
On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future.
Until now, your Google Web History (your Google searches and sites visited) was cordoned off from Google’s…
Do not do anything else until you stop letting google sell your personal...
The Collected Works of Dave Schilling: I Want to... →
daveschilling:
Response
Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Dave, You: looking for someone on the internet to not have sex with, yet find a long term meaningful relationship. Me: not really into sex. Maybe. That might change. For the sake of what could be this relationship, I hope it doesn’t. Definitely…
Dave Schilling is doing something really ‘interesting’ and...
swampthang:
A legitimately great cover.
I feel...
jakefogelnest:
williebhines:
Al Green’s cover...
Nic Cage Cocktail
davetotheross:
This is hilarious. I would also add orange juice, teeth, jet fuel, and john travolta’s face.
vegspice:
I’m trying to come up with a Nic Cage cocktail. Components so far:
skull-shaped ice cubes
tequila you get from a bottle in mexico with no label and stuff floating in it
crushed red hots
curacao
grand marnier
natural ice light
everclear
kimchi
small batteries
a car...
Watchcurtneill:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present to you one of the greatest performances by an extra in the history of film. Enjoy.
