Self Absorption at Discount Prices.: Pretty Funny... →
gibblertron: I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated…
jakefogelnest: funnyordie: Getaway Grandmother’s Club This is what happens when you’re grandma takes shrooms. You’d have to be some kind of real dummy to not watch this right now. great 4/20 watch… YOU KNOW WHAT GREAT 4/21 4/22 WATCH AS WELL
Letters of Note: Things to worry about →
swampthang: A letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald to his then 11 year-old daughter Scottie at summer camp.
SOPA’s Evil Twin Sister – CISPA (Infographic)
occupyallstreets: Read more about CISPA here. Sign the petition to fight against the bill. Here is a list of companies that support CISPA (Facebook, Verizon and AT&T support the bill). You can also write a letter to your local representative to protest CISPA here.
michaelhafford: A visual deconstruction of Reggie Watts’ beatboxing. (via The Atlantic)
crockeronline: “Thanks a lot, robot friend.” CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING. (via BoingBoing)
jakefogelnest: One of my all-time favorite songs. Pulp perform “Common People” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. “If you called your Dad, he could stop it all…” Really bummed I didn’t buy any Pulp tickets.
@BrettRader and I discuss Google's new "Project...
Brett: god damnit! im so sick of the tone of that google video
EVERY FUCKING AD
is about ukeleles
Brett: and the most boring straight couple thats into "indie" music ever
me: it's so twee
Brett: but its not just google
its fucking toilet paper
fucking jaymay singing about toilet paper
and a girl with glasses is like "lol imma tweet about wiping my period blood"
me: the last act of every episode of scrubs has become the tone of every commercial
"and, y'know, i learned something..."
Brett: we're in our twenties
and we HAVE future technology
AT OUR FINGERTIPS
and were not fucking old
and the planet is still technically habitable
and of course we get this technology and its ruined by everyone
share my location my fucking ass
check into this!! (grabs crotch)
me: i think the commercials are almost more about showing old people how nice young people are
like, "hey old people! buy these products that you see young people using, because young people aren't so bad! look, this one isn't occupying!"
Brett: i seriously LOLd when he was like "remind me to go to the mousier vecouvious concert"
i have siri, bitch!
i cant say "where can i buy a sandwich" without a fuckign error
call josh androsky
KILL HOTH ENTROPY!?!?!?!?!
where are all the ads?
me: or like a call from "~vlad!~"
and you pick it up and it's just a shirtless russian man in a windowless room
"buy product for to Comet washing of dish."
When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a...– John Waters (via skibinskipedia) Anonymous (via occupyla)