so APPARENTLY there’s a kat konvention in LA happening in August, called the “Kat Knappers Cat Club.” after the tiniest amount of detective work, i uncovered the standings of the top 100 kittens (in the world??)
AND THE NUMBER 2 RANKED KITTEN IS NAMED LAPD BEACH HEAT.
LAPD BEACH HEAT
THAT IS THE GREATEST PET NAME I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. (okay that’s all get outta here)