IMPORTANT THINKINGS: The Interview

thesofiya:

What special skills do you have?

Sometimes I kiss my kittens right on the mouth.

That is not a skill.

I don’t want to work in Nazi Germany.

This is a Starbucks.

Oh good, can I have the bathroom key?

Are you trying to get a job here?

Who knows. I saw the coffee cake through the window…

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