“As a country, we’ve come a long way, and it shows in how we celebrate the birth of our nation. In 1777 the only acceptable way to honor the land of the free was to boil a turnip and throw the hot water on an indigenous person. Let’s keep that snoozefest in the rearview as we floor it into July 4th, 2012.” Read more Fourth of July Tips & Rules to Make Your Party Tits and Rule

“As a country, we’ve come a long way, and it shows in how we celebrate the birth of our nation. In 1777 the only acceptable way to honor the land of the free was to boil a turnip and throw the hot water on an indigenous person. Let’s keep that snoozefest in the rearview as we floor it into July 4th, 2012.”

Read more Fourth of July Tips & Rules to Make Your Party Tits and Rule

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