Dave Ross: Holy Fuck follows Chick-Fil-A's lead.

davetotheross:

I run a comedy show called Holy Fuck and, much like Chick-Fil-A and the Boy Scouts, we just took a hard stance on membership and admittance. Please read. All members of our community should know about this policy.

Or, if that’s too small for you, the text reads:

In light of recent…

while i respect the small businessman David Ross, and the rights of his private organization, I cannot in good faith wear my Holy Fuck (Free Comedy.) pin in public anymore. As a republican, I am proud that our government has not infringed on his freedom to ban 47-year-olds from his club… but… my uncle is 47-years-old and, while this is hard to admit, I myself plan on becoming 47-years-old one day. Mr. Ross, I wish you all the best in the coming fiscal year, but I will be mailing my pin back to you at PO BOX #69 420 Sandra Bullock Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 911911911

Source: davetotheross
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    teehee!
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  3. erikaheidewald said: damnit i can’t bring my mom to holy fuck
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    Further proof on why Dave Ross is the best.
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    I fucking love satire.
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    businessman David Ross,...his private organization, I cannot in good faith wear my
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    Damn it, Dave Ross. Damn it.
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